Horsecycle
A friend of ours named Bill Scarvie brought this awesome recumbent into the bike shop a while back. His wife had owned a toy store (or was it a tack shop?) and this was one of their big sellers.
This recumbent has it all. A full one horsepower engine. An enclosed chain guard to keep your chaps free of oil. Rein and pinion steering. A custom saddle. Brakes to help hold your horses.
Whoa, Nelly.